Solar Energy Concentrates

During last week's 2011 gathering of all the Zogis, the younger members of the clan scoured the hinterlands of Central Zogistan in search of piles of solar concentrates that the IZ (Grandpa Zog) had previously harvested. They gathered them together into one central pile in a shady location close to Zogistani solar energy granual storage facility (the woodshed). At this location the IZ will process the pile into 16 inch long granuals for heating the humble abode of the IZ and his bride for the last 56 years, the TAZ (Tsarina of All Zogis). He must do this chore soon. The annual period of global cooling and deluge is forecasted to begin in late October.

The IZ estimates that this pile of solar concentrates contains the energy of at least 13.7 barrels of imported middle eastern crude.

The IZ and the TAZ thank all the Zogis who participated in this effort.